why one should ALWAYS carry your weapon
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RoyJackson
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Well, it's guaranteed that anyone who wears toque ( tuque in Canadian speak...you know them Canadians slip in an extra "u" when ever they can...) would know what a Maroon is!
Tell me, Mace...do your clocks go
Tique Toque
Tique Toque
Tique Toque
???
foggy1111
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^LMAO....good one Roy! :thumbsup::laughing:
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EXACREE! I'm really glad you got the reference.
Mace Canute
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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: That's a darned good one, Roy! :thumbsup:
Reminds me of a joke my old foreman tried to tell us one day. You have "Polish jokes" in the USA, we have "Ukrainian jokes" here in Saskatchewan and Eddie was Ukrainian...and the epiphany of a "Ukrainian joke" if there ever was one. You would NOT believe me if I told you about him, nobody does...until they spend some time around him. (Yes, that bad.
) He's the one that chewed our crew out one day in front of a dozen other guys for not paying attention. He had actually changed his orders but had forgotten that he had! After his little tirade he spun on his heels, strode across the parking lot, opened the truck door, jumped in and slammed the door shut all ready to drive away. Only problem was it was a crew cab and he had jumped into the backseat! He said he had a cuckoo clock but all it would do is go "Tick! Tick! Tick!"...but no "Tock" and it really bugged him. He took it to all sorts of clock makers but none of them could help, try as they may, until he happened to find an old German clockmaker who took one look at it, smiled, and said "Ahhh! Vee have vays to make it TICK! We all bust a gut of course because he flummoxed this simple joke so badly but he thought he had told us a really funny joke and was giggling like a schoolgirl because of our reaction. Little did he know we were laughing at him, not with him...(as always of course
) We never did tell him he blew it! :laughing:dmccarty
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Was driving down the boulevard the other day and passed a vacant shopping mall named....
Northtowne Centre...
I guess the 'E' is supposed to be chic....
Didn't work there. It was **** up.....
Northtowne Centre...
I guess the 'E' is supposed to be chic....
Didn't work there. It was **** up.....
RoyJackson
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Yeah...it was probably full of vacant shoppes and boutiques too...
I guess wussy titles don't help too much...
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texasjohn
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well, thought this thread needed a list of topics covered so far....feel free to add to it.:laughing:
bodies
pistols
rifles
shopping centeres
concealed carry/permits
local crime stories
LEO stories from real life
castle doctrine
legal shoot considerations
fantasies
silencers
spotted dick food
international crime perceptions
history lessons
geography lessons
illegal immigration, deportation
taxi driving experiences
lessons in logical arguments
protection against dog bites
ammo recommendations
actions to take while being mugged
thread hijacking
panthers and other varmints
accidental discharges
undercover cops
pistol stance
axis deer
motorcycles and speed
I'll never, ever, have another thread with so many replies or views
bodies
pistols
rifles
shopping centeres
concealed carry/permits
local crime stories
LEO stories from real life
castle doctrine
legal shoot considerations
fantasies
silencers
spotted dick food
international crime perceptions
history lessons
geography lessons
illegal immigration, deportation
taxi driving experiences
lessons in logical arguments
protection against dog bites
ammo recommendations
actions to take while being mugged
thread hijacking
panthers and other varmints
accidental discharges
undercover cops
pistol stance
axis deer
motorcycles and speed
I'll never, ever, have another thread with so many replies or views
JB4310
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No reason for it to end, I just bought another blackhawk serpa holster, can't remember if it was this thread or the other gun thread it was discussed.
I returned one for my G19 but got another for an older beretta 92, I had no concealed carry holster for it, so I figured I'd give it another try. $34.00
Comes with both belt loop and paddle.
JB
I returned one for my G19 but got another for an older beretta 92, I had no concealed carry holster for it, so I figured I'd give it another try. $34.00
Comes with both belt loop and paddle.
JB
