Hey lighten up. If I responded to your points with each of its opposites, I would get banned for not being 'politically correct' by present standards. We're all in this epidemic together, we might as well get good at enduring it, that's the point of this thread.
I find 'woke' to be comical, as you likely do. My most recent encounter with Woke was at the hardware store in painfully hip West Sonoma County. Late-20's female cashier didn't take out her earbuds, asked me if I wanted a bag, then after ringing up the sale didn't provide one so I asked for it. Instant rage. "You're never going to be a lesbian female so you're never going to be as cool as me!" was the too-obvious message. Whatever, lady. I still want a bag. We find those folks amusing too.