An Old Goat Ranch in Texas

   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #201  
You stirred up a bunch of memories when you mentioned Lake Jackson. My brother and some other friends moved over there (from Victoria) in the late 70's. I was in high school but a buddy and I used to trek over there frequently on our motorcycles chasing girls and going to the beach on the weekends. Those were some fun days.
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas
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#202  
You stirred up a bunch of memories when you mentioned Lake Jackson. My brother and some other friends moved over there (from Victoria) in the late 70's. I was in high school but a buddy and I used to trek over there frequently on our motorcycles chasing girls and going to the beach on the weekends. Those were some fun days.


Yeah, Lake Jackson has been a truly wonderful place to live....a well-run small town close enough to Houston that you have all that advantages of the city without most of the BS...

Be Safe!

T :D
 
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#203  
I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!!!!
But when you gotta GO...you gotta go....

So...with the $5,000 lightbulb burning brightly behind the barn (don't tell Precious Bride!!!) and a few days left till deployment, I had time to finish a smaller project that has been nagging at me for some time now....

An outhouse....nothing fancy, just a plain, simple outhouse...

It's an easy choice for me...my regular forays into the less civilized parts of the world have made the virtues of a nice welcoming place to "set a spell and contemplate life" particularly significant, (I have to spend a layover in Charles deGaulle Airport in Paris, BOTH WAYS fercrissakes)....and with most of the big "solo" jobs nearing an end, this particular missions' priority level has been increasing steadily over the past few months...

I am just FINE with a trip out in the brush for a contemplative moment amongst the landscape, but it's long past time for a more refined system.

It's simply an idea who's time has come....

Before leaving the Ranch for home, I had loaded up the trailer with a bunch of materials from the Big Pile O'Stuff....we have been collecting barn tin, treated poles and treated dimensional lumber for a while now, and since most of it was found by Precious Bride while surfing Craigslist,the selection was excellent and it was all at "Popular Prices"...

I stopped by one of the Big Box stores on the way and picked up a few bits of hardware, tin screws, pooky and such, and backed the trailer into the yard at home were it would serve as my workbench and materials pile.

It rained off and on for a couple of days, but by Thursday afternoon, we had us one BEEEE-YOOOO-TI-FUL "Little House"...and much to the delight of the dogs, who figured I was building THEM a nice new dog house and had already taken to sleeping in it....They were not amused when I tipped it onto the trailer and drove off with it....not amused at ALL....

Precious Bride wrangled a long weekend, so we headed north with our new addition and made a nice easy trip of it....an early start was accompanied by a sack of "Yegg McNuthings" and two big cups of that liquid CRACK they call "Mocha"....JAYZUS that stuff is TOO good....

We took the back-roads as usual, and more than one vehicle passed us with with a a quizzical look as they went around what some folks apparently thought was a trailer hauling a windowless deer blind....

Truly a "BLIND BLIND" I guess...

At least they waved at us with all their fingers....mostly....I was in no rush...:rolleyes:

We got up to the Ranch in good order, checked in at MIL and FIL's tipi, then headed up the road to the Ranch....

I got a nice snuggle of approval regarding the flower beds Precious Dafter and I had prepared outside the front gate....I can't wait till we get something growing out there...

First thing to do was prepare a foundation for this thing....we chose a spot behind the barn under a tall oak and scraped it nice and flat in one pass with the york rake...since this is a"dry" toilet, this will pretty much be its home for the foreseeable future...

Then we changed out to the carry-all, gathered up a stack of pallets and set up a compost heap in the brush area farther down the fencline ...Precious Bride had the foresight to stock up on some bags of cheap sawdust from a local cabinet shop....so we had our disposal area set up in as much time as it took to wire a bunch of pallets together and dump in some sawdust....she cut wire and I twisted...nuthin to it....

Well before dark the "Little House" was ready to go....and if you look real close at the pictures, you can see a line had already formed.....

We wound the afternoon down passing out some snickerdoodles to the Pasture Posse, who, as always, were most appreciative of the treat, and spent the evening in quiet commeraderie with MIL and FIL, drinking coffee and tell horrible stories about people who were not there to defend themselves.

Saturday morning breakfast was a nice lesurely affair but we could not linger as I had to get along and do my pre-deployment shopping and packing....so we made our goodbyes and headed south....

With the Power milestone reached and now in our wake, Precious Bride and I are more confident than ever in the Master Plan....and now we get a month to plot the next move...

Be Safe!

T :D
 

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   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #204  
I know you are old enough to remember the reason they called them a "skid 'o can". Put it on skids, dig hole, push over hole, do business, dig 'nother hole, skid to new hole, cover up old hole.

12" post hole digger works fine.

PS, did you take the back roads thru Houston? Or thru Monaville?:laughing:
 
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#205  
I know you are old enough to remember the reason they called them a "skid 'o can". Put it on skids, dig hole, push over hole, do business, dig 'nother hole, skid to new hole, cover up old hole.

12" post hole digger works fine.

PS, did you take the back roads thru Houston? Or thru Monaville?:laughing:


Yep...10 4 on the "skid-o-can"....

In this case, I can keep the "Lil House" close to the action, without polluting the stock tank by using a dry toilet, and tending the compost heap generates about the same amount of work as moving a traditional "long drop" (as my South Africans mates call em...)

Monaville! You have my route down to a "t"....;)

Brazoria, West Columbia, Rosenberg, Sealy, Hempstead, Navasota, Anderson, Bedias, Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga....

Takes an hour or so longer but it is a fine way to avoid all the madness going thru Houston!

T :D
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #206  
Come on now, surely you must have a new installment ready for us addicts to the saga of THE OLD GOAT RANCH. We are having withdrawal pains you know. :confused2: :laughing:
ARKAYBEE
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #209  
Let's see. Month on - month off. Left for overseas just after New Years. So gone in January, home in February, should be in transit overseas about now. He posts while he is away, so I agree that we should hear from him any time.
 
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#210  
...as a matter of fact, it's been an eventful month "off-duty"....

Spent some quality time with the Precious Bride, got my CHL updated, finished the frame of the barn and am now getting ready to ship out to work on the 6th....

My hands are still to sore to type...! :D

Many pics...be patient!

T
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #211  
...as a matter of fact, it's been an eventful month "off-duty"....

Spent some quality time with the Precious Bride, got my CHL updated, finished the frame of the barn and am now getting ready to ship out to work on the 6th....

My hands are still to sore to type...! :D

Many pics...be patient!

T

Have a safe trip Terry. We'll be looking forward to hearing all about the adventures while your were home.:D
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #212  
Pretty busy schedule for an "Old Goat"!!:laughing::laughing::thumbsup:

Looking forward to the progress made and the pics to "prove it"!:thumbsup::)
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas
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#213  
Right -

So I made it back to the ship in one piece, notwithstanding a tooth-jarring-ly rough landing in Paris....only to find the old "Serpentina" was sinking...

SLOWLY....But technically sinking nevertheless....

It seems that a pipe connected to one of the seawater intakes in our Pump Room developed a small leak, that over several days put a foot and a half of seawater into the bilge, finally triggering the alarm system...

The Engineering dept is replacing the faulty piping and valves as we speak...and all this "sinking" stuff should be resolved in a few more hours.

Other than that, everything is just PEACHY....the ship remains accident free and in otherwise good order...just the way I like it....:D

The time at home was, as always, way too short....

Topping the list of the things I had to attend was my Son's medical issues....his stubborn refusal to die on schedule has thrown the medical establishment into a bit of a pickle....it seems the hospice care team did such a good job relieving his distress that he doesn't care to check out just yet....and the time limit for hospice care has been exceeded.

The appropriate and careful use of powerful narcotics is a wonderful thing....

So....he now has to be removed from the supervision of the Hospice medical director and placed under a "regular" physicians care again....until he feels like dying again of course....

Oh well....threading the various bureaucratic mazes to assure the boys continued access to appropriate pain relief is a small price to pay....

I guess this is "Collateral damage" from the "War on Drugs"....

On the lighter side, I did have a bit of just plain fun this trip....I renewed my Concealed Handgun License....an excellent one-day class by an experienced instructor that included a trip to a really nice indoor range for the qualification shoot.

I shot 249 out of 250 with my favorite side-arm, which is terribly embarrassing....if you are familiar with the qualification process, it means I let a shot wander out of the "5" ring on a static man-sized target no more than 45 feet away....

B27_orange_-01.jpg


I need to shoot more often...an hour at the range is worth more to me than a year on a psychiatrists couch....

Maybe the deer won't mind too much if I pile up a small berm out by the back fence....:rolleyes:

Oh well....if the goblins want to mess with me anytime soon, at least there is a 98% chance I will at least scratch em with the first round...

Embarrassment aside, it was a great day out, the entire class was experienced gunners and plenty of tall tales were spun thru the group while we were waiting for our turns to shoot....some of these folks have been to worse neighborhoods than I have....:eek:

It's nice not be "Weirdest Guy In The Room" for a change....

Just don't get me started on having to stand fast for the equivalent of a legal rectal exam in order to exercise a RIGHT supposedly guaranteed to me by TWO Constitutions....it just makes me mad....:mad:...and I might start ranting....

The fun was soon over and it was back to work.....Precious Bride was in top form surfing Craigslist....she found an ad from a fellow who had a pile of salvageable corrugated for FREE....

It seems this chap decided to burn a trashpile behind a small house he was rehabbing....and burnt that sucker to the ground....the house....as well as the trash....

Shoulda figured in the wind direction BEFORE he lit the heap....:rolleyes:

Well....for the cost of the gas and an afternoon's work pulling the sheets out of the ruins, yanking the nails and flattening the sheets out, I wound up with a nice pile of "pre-seasoned" corrugated for projects at The Old Goat Ranch.

One spot in particular really NEEDS this stuff.... while clearing the house and barn sites, I saved a nice semi-circle of hardwood trees that form the center of the driveway....a perfect place for a barbecue pit and roofed sitting area....something my African friends refer to as a "Palaver Hut"....

The next day, while en-route to the Ranch, the pile of tin on the trailer was joined by a stack of steel warehouse shelving, a water cooler and some assorted plumbing bits and pieces courtesy of my Brother In Law, who is shutting down his small beverage machine repair shop.

Thus loaded with various treasure, Precious Bride and I spent a long weekend up at TOGR....the tin is now resting comfortably out back in a nice neat stack under the oaks, most of the shelving is set up in the containers and the water cooler is stored away, waiting for that water-line-to-come....

While there, I took stock on what salvaged materials we had on hand and got together a materials list for the Barn Roof. Over the last year or so, PB scored a big pile of 20 foot treated 2x6 from a fellow demo-ing a deck, and a mess of 4x6 and 4x4 poles and corrugated from a fellow demo-ing a bus barn....

I'll only have to buy a few new boards for the "show" areas, some metal trim, fasteners and pooky for this project...

Tho I have had to invest some of the money PB has saved us in a bottle of aspirin for the backaches from lugging all this stuff around, if it can be re-used, re-named, re-purposed, re-claimed, re-constituted, re-designated, re-painted, re-furbished or otherwise put back to work instead of being tossed, PB will find it and give it a home....and we get a whole lot more mileage out of the money we spend on the Ranch...

She is a genius....

Cheap or Frugal?

I suppose it all depends on how much "disposable income" one cares to dispose of....or how many aspirin you need...

T :D
 
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   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #214  
Right -

So I made it back to the ship in one piece, notwithstanding a tooth-jarring-ly rough landing in Paris....only to find the old "Serpentina" was sinking...

SLOWLY....But technically sinking nevertheless....

It seems that a pipe connected to one of the seawater intakes in our Pump Room developed a small leak, that over several days put a foot and a half of seawater into the bilge, finally triggering the alarm system...

The Engineering dept is replacing the faulty piping and valves as we speak...and all this "sinking" stuff should be resolved in a few more hours.

Other than that, everything is just PEACHY....the ship remains accident free and in otherwise good order...just the way I like it....:D

The time at home was, as always, way too short....

Topping the list of the things I had to attend was my Son's medical issues....his stubborn refusal to die on schedule has thrown the medical establishment into a bit of a pickle....it seems the hospice care team did such a good job relieving his distress that he doesn't care to check out just yet....and the time limit for hospice care has been exceeded.

The appropriate and careful use of powerful narcotics is a wonderful thing....

So....he now has to be removed from the supervision of the Hospice medical director and placed under a "regular" physicians care again....until he feels like dying again of course....

Oh well....threading the various bureaucratic mazes to assure the boys continued access to appropriate pain relief is a small price to pay....

I guess this is "Collateral damage" from the "War on Drugs"....

On the lighter side, I did have a bit of just plain fun this trip....I renewed my Concealed Handgun License....an excellent one-day class by an experienced instructor that included a trip to a really nice indoor range for the qualification shoot.

I shot 249 out of 250 with my favorite side-arm, which is terribly embarrassing....if you are familiar with the qualification process, it means I let a shot wander out of the "5" ring on a static man-sized target no more than 45 feet away....

B27_orange_-01.jpg


I need to shoot more often...an hour at the range is worth more to me than a year on a psychiatrists couch....

Maybe the deer won't mind too much if I pile up a small berm out by the back fence....:rolleyes:

Oh well....if the goblins want to mess with me anytime soon, at least there is a 98% chance I will at least scratch em with the first round...

Embarrassment aside, it was a great day out, the entire class was experienced gunners and plenty of tall tales were spun thru the group while we were waiting for our turns to shoot....some of these folks have been to worse neighborhoods than I have....:eek:

It's nice not be "Weirdest Guy In The Room" for a change....

Just don't get me started on having to stand fast for the equivalent of a legal rectal exam in order to exercise a RIGHT supposedly guaranteed to me by TWO Constitutions....it just makes me mad....:mad:...and I might start ranting....

The fun was soon over and it was back to work.....Precious Bride was in top form surfing Craigslist....she found an ad from a fellow who had a pile of salvageable corrugated for FREE....

It seems this chap decided to burn a trashpile behind a small house he was rehabbing....and burnt that sucker to the ground....the house....as well as the trash....

Shoulda figured in the wind direction BEFORE he lit the heap....:rolleyes:

Well....for the cost of the gas and an afternoon's work pulling the sheets out of the ruins, yanking the nails and flattening the sheets out, I wound up with a nice pile of "pre-seasoned" corrugated for projects at The Old Goat Ranch.

One spot in particular really NEEDS this stuff.... while clearing the house and barn sites, I saved a nice semi-circle of hardwood trees that form the center of the driveway....a perfect place for a barbecue pit and roofed sitting area....something my African friends refer to as a "Palaver Hut"....

The next day, while en-route to the Ranch, the pile of tin on the trailer was joined by a stack of steel warehouse shelving, a water cooler and some assorted plumbing bits and pieces courtesy of my Brother In Law, who is shutting down his small beverage machine repair shop.

Thus loaded with various treasure, Precious Bride and I spent a long weekend up at TOGR....the tin is now resting comfortably out back in a nice neat stack under the oaks, most of the shelving is set up in the containers and the water cooler is stored away, waiting for that water-line-to-come....

While there, I took stock on what salvaged materials we had on hand and got together a materials list for the Barn Roof. Over the last year or so, PB scored a big pile of 20 foot treated 2x6 from a fellow demo-ing a deck, and a mess of 4x6 and 4x4 poles and corrugated from a fellow demo-ing a bus barn....

I'll only have to buy a few new boards for the "show" areas, some metal trim, fasteners and pooky for this project...

Tho I have had to invest some of the money PB has saved us in a bottle of aspirin for the backaches from lugging all this stuff around, if it can be re-used, re-named, re-purposed, re-claimed, re-constituted, re-designated, re-painted, re-furbished or otherwise put back to work instead of being tossed, PB will find it and give it a home....and we get a whole lot more mileage out of the money we spend on the Ranch...

She is a genius....

Cheap or Frugal?

I suppose it all depends on how much "disposable income" one cares to dispose of....or how many aspirin you need...

T :D

What is your favorite side arm if you don't mind telling?
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas
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#215  
What is your favorite side arm if you don't mind telling?

My pet is an early issue Smith and Wesson Model 59 but the full-size auto is difficult to hide in the tropics....my carry-piece is a stainless Charter Arms Off-Duty in .38 Special.

The 59 has had a lot of internal work over the years to attend the thousands of rounds it's consumed and after I wore the original bluing off the slide and cracked the plastic grips on various vehicle doorjambs it now sports a matted and blackened slide over the alloy frame, and Pachmayer grips....

I am an old-school point-shooter, so the original sights are still right there where S&W put em and the armorer set em back in 1977...

Here in Texas, you have to qualify with an auto-loader if you want to carry one, and by law, your weapon MUST remain concealed....so I qualify with the 59 and carry the snubbie....makes it a lot easier to abide...and still be prepared for those unexpected moments.

Naturally, if I KNOW I am heading into harms way, my favorite sidearm is a squad of Marines....preferably hungry, underpaid and overworked...

...just sayin...:rolleyes:
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #216  
Terry, I have become a serious fan of this thread! Please keep the updates coming! Brian
 
   / An Old Goat Ranch in Texas #217  
Naturally, if I KNOW I am heading into harms way, my favorite sidearm is a squad of Marines....preferably hungry, underpaid and overworked...

...just sayin...:rolleyes:

Is there any other kind? I don't remember ever being underworked or overpaid, but I do remember a few times I wasn't hungry.:D
 

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