oosik
Epic Contributor
Xfaxman - you are in desperate need of contact with - Tim the Tool Man Taylor. He can surely fix you up with the power needed for your low slung car.
You should then be able to burn those rear tires right off their rims. Horn - H**L - the scream of the exhaust will give fair warning of your impending arrival. You will need rear wheel brakes just to steer the thing. You could be the terror of every neighboring mother with a young son. Your story - H**L - your mortal epithet, would be written in the rubber dust off the rear tires - and the wispy smoke trail left in your wake.
I envision the making of an urban legend - only rivaled by such as Superman & perhaps, Wonder Woman.
But my fingers ache and my mind parches - so now, I shall rest. Sally forth 'oh ye young Lochinvar.............
You should then be able to burn those rear tires right off their rims. Horn - H**L - the scream of the exhaust will give fair warning of your impending arrival. You will need rear wheel brakes just to steer the thing. You could be the terror of every neighboring mother with a young son. Your story - H**L - your mortal epithet, would be written in the rubber dust off the rear tires - and the wispy smoke trail left in your wake.
I envision the making of an urban legend - only rivaled by such as Superman & perhaps, Wonder Woman.
But my fingers ache and my mind parches - so now, I shall rest. Sally forth 'oh ye young Lochinvar.............