JasperFrank
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In Real Estate the language is almost comical.
"Flipper Special, or Fixer Up," a house built so badly in the first place you would be upside down after re-building it.
"Muted Views," You can see one square yard out one window, that sees something interesting, but only at a certain time of the year.
"Income Property," Former rental that use to be a crack house.
"Distressed Sale," The Relatives are still fighting over it.
"Functional, or Efficient," A tiny Condo with huge Condo fees.
"Tightly Knit Community," HMO will not let you do any thing out side the rules.
"Cozy," A tiny house with tiny rooms built in the '30's.
"Potential," See above Fixer Up.
"One of a Kind," A DIY designed and built house you'll never get insurance on.
"Rare Opportunity," Has been listed for over four years, without any takers.
"Bonus Room," A low inclined ceiling room over the garage. Just good for storing stuff.
"Easy access to Public Trans," The bus stop is right in-front of the house. And you get to clean up all the left over trash.

"Flipper Special, or Fixer Up," a house built so badly in the first place you would be upside down after re-building it.
"Muted Views," You can see one square yard out one window, that sees something interesting, but only at a certain time of the year.
"Income Property," Former rental that use to be a crack house.
"Distressed Sale," The Relatives are still fighting over it.
"Functional, or Efficient," A tiny Condo with huge Condo fees.
"Tightly Knit Community," HMO will not let you do any thing out side the rules.
"Cozy," A tiny house with tiny rooms built in the '30's.
"Potential," See above Fixer Up.
"One of a Kind," A DIY designed and built house you'll never get insurance on.
"Rare Opportunity," Has been listed for over four years, without any takers.
"Bonus Room," A low inclined ceiling room over the garage. Just good for storing stuff.
"Easy access to Public Trans," The bus stop is right in-front of the house. And you get to clean up all the left over trash.