Wacky Warning Labels

[Airic]

One I wish that was added when I was a kid working with a mowing crew with my push mower should of read "Do not sit on mower gas tank as gasoline enema my occur" Full tank of gas with breather valve on gas cap and compressed with butt on tank is not a good thing. It took 5 gallons of sticky ice cold Gatorade down the back of my pants to relieve the burning pain.

 

[Iplayfarmer]

Reminds me of my peanut butter label.. said the same thing.. 'may contain peanuts'.. gosh.... ya think...

soundguy

LOL!

The "may" is the best part. Does that mean it "may" not contain peanuts?

 

[Soundguy]

Considering where most stuff is made these days.. heck.. might? contain lead or ethelene glycol too!

soundguy

 

[John47]

" May cause sudden death"

soundguy

There's a lawyer add that asks if any relative has died or if you've died after taking a medication to contact them. Hmmmmm, do they have telephones in heaven??

 

[Soundguy]

Yep.. some adds need a bit more proofreading!

soundguy

 

[SkyPup]

Just got a new front windshield cover for our RV to block out the sun during the day and keep things private at night, it attaches across the windshield.

Warning tag on the RV windshield cover states, "WARNING: DO NOT DRIVE VEHICLE WITH COVER ATTACHED."


Whoa, you cannot even see anything with the sun screen installed, no way could you possibly "drive the vehicle" ten feet??????

STOOPID..............

 

[tj2]

My dad got me a sign for Christmas, which I hung up on the bulletin board in my office at my last job:

"NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

A coworker told me that the fact that it came from a family member seemed to explain a lot about me.

 

[N80]

I think I've mentioned this before, but I saw a novelty sign that said:

Trespassers Will Be Violated

 

[Soundguy]

I saw one that said:

If you are found her at night, you will be found here in the morning.


soundguy

 

[N80]

That's a good one. Could be a threat or it could be an indication of wild parties! Either way, its funny!