Just received this from one of the kids...
1.
On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2.
On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU
3.
On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE
4.
On a bottle-top of a UK flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT
5.
On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
6.
In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING
(Sensible, but the instructions were INSIDE the box.)
7.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END
8.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL ?
9.
On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING
10.
On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER ! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY ! DETAILS INSIDE!
11.
On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP
12.
On a Tesco's Tiramisu -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Printed on bottom of box)
13.
On a M&S Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
14.
On a Korean kitchen knife -
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN
15.
On a string of Chinese Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY
16.
On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER.
17.
On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS
18.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
19.
On a child's Superman costume -
WARNING, THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
20.
On some frozen dinners -
SERVING SUGGESTION - DEFROST
21.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box -
FITS ONE HEAD
22.
On packaging for Rowenta iron -
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY
23.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine -
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY
24.
On Nytol sleep aid -
WARNING - MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS
