You want to read this- trust me--- :)

[dcyrilc]

Ha ha, fooled me.

I'll know better next time.

Hey willl,

You coming for the picnic next month?

 

[RadarTech]

Radar (J?) and Jacob, you boys are MUCHO LOCO!

NOPE..
I am perfectly normal.. the rest of the world is challenged in their understanding of a superb intellect!!!

Jacob

 

[RadarTech]

You got that right. My cows cost way more than that weed eater.

But I thought the cows were a fertilizer producing system that made money... err wait maybe they make other stuff...


J

 

[RadarTech]

Soooo what's up with this thread Jim? Afraid I'm gunna win?

hmm.....
well.......

I was just trying to get more attention to the contest..

I'll vote for you......:thumbsup:


I don't need one, I have a nearly new Ryobi gas powered one..
besides, A brush cutter takes a lot of juice!


J

 

[dcyrilc]

But I thought the cows were a fertilizer producing system that made money... err wait maybe they make other stuff...


J

Trust me. NOBODY makes money on small acreage with cattle.

 

[dcyrilc]

Trust me. NOBODY makes money on small acreage with cattle.

...but at $1200+ per head, they ALMOST cover their costs.:laughing:

 

[RadarTech]

Trust me. NOBODY makes money on small acreage with cattle.

Is that your real name? Nobody?

J

 

[RadarTech]

...but at $1200+ per head, they ALMOST cover their costs.:laughing:

$1200 heads?????? I thought the rump roast was where you made the money??????:laughing:

err wait or is it the hind quarter????


J

 

[RadarTech]

...but at $1200+ per head, they ALMOST cover their costs.:laughing:

Either way---- I think there is a lot of bull in this thread...

:laughing:

J

 

[Willl]

You coming for the picnic next month?

Kinda thinking about it,,,still on the 14th ?

 

[dcyrilc]

Either way---- I think there is a lot of bull in this thread...

:laughing:

J

Wrong. We're "Bear Creek Farms, home of the heiffer". This is a standing joke as in 10 years of raising cattle we have only ever had one bull calf. Everything has always been heiffers.:laughing: Four calves last year, all girls. Three the year before, all girls. Three the year before that, all girls. Two the year before that, both girls. Two the year before that, one boy - one girl. One girl each year before that.:confused2:

All the other breeders I know usually have a fairly even split.

 

[RadarTech]

Wrong. We're "Bear Creek Farms, home of the heiffer". This is a standing joke as in 10 years of raising cattle we have only ever had one bull calf. Everything has always been heiffers.:laughing: Four calves last year, all girls. Three the year before, all girls. Three the year before that, all girls. Two the year before that, both girls. Two the year before that, one boy - one girl. One girl each year before that.:confused2:

All the other breeders I know usually have a fairly even split.

well--- I have an answer for that..

In human there has been a long time theory that Radio Frequency Radiation kills the little boy sperm... and those that are around Radars, HAM stations, or other high powered RF devices, can't have boys..

What are you doing to your bull????


J

 

[dcyrilc]

Kinda thinking about it,,,still on the 14th ?

Yep.:thumbsup: I'm hoping we get a good turn out. Those Texas boys need someone to give them a run for their money. Too much talk about how great their picnic was every time they have one.:laughing:

I keep trying to convince RadarTech that he needs to take a vacation and fly out with his family for the weekend.

I supose I should update that thread back and get it back to the top.

 

[dcyrilc]

well--- I have an answer for that..

In human there has been a long time theory that Radio Frequency Radiation kills the little boy sperm... and those that are around Radars, HAM stations, or other high powered RF devices, can't have boys..

What are you doing to your bull????


J

Ate him!

 

[dcyrilc]

Ate him!

Going to have to look at getting a new one now.:laughing:

 

[RadarTech]

Ate him!

Well I hope you enjoyed those mountain oysters... cause I sure would have let you...

not for me my friend!!!!


J

 

[RadarTech]

Going to have to look at getting a new one now.:laughing:

get a sperm count first!!!:laughing:


J

 

[RadarTech]

We're "Bear Creek Farms, home of the heiffer".

I sure hope you haven't said this within ear shot of the wife!

J

 

[dcyrilc]

I sure hope you haven't said this within ear shot of the wife!

J

Many times.:laughing: She keeps reminding me that when we got married, I promised her 14 daughters. I told her to just look at all our kids (the cattle) and she'll see that she got her 14. She said "Cows don't count!".:laughing:

 

[RadarTech]

Many times.:laughing: She keeps reminding me that when we got married, I promised her 14 daughters. I told her to just look at all our kids (the cattle) and she'll see that she got her 14. She said "Cows don't count!".:laughing:

14 daughters? oh my.... that would be a scary house for the average guy..

anyway-- yall have a good night and to all a good night of sleep I wish.....




J