2015 Festivus Miracles

[k0ua]

Here's some references. I usually get home with a toilet brush or some such.


https://www.google.com/search?q=How+to+do+dirty+santa+&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

I would say your gift was a darn good one, considering the times.

 

[Soundguy]

USPS delivered my mail correctly today.. ( I think ).

This is pretty much a miracle.. festivus or not! ;(

 

[turnkey4099]

I put on my turn signal to change lanes on the Massachusetts Turnpike this evening, and a driver slowed down and opened up a gap to let me in. That constitutes a Festivus Miracle in these parts!

Around here putting on a turn signal is a miracle.

Harry K

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I would say your gift was a darn good one, considering the times.

That's why I said it was a miracle X three: (1) someone found 300 rounds of CCi ammo that they could buy; (2) they had the audacity to contribute it to a dirty Santa gift exchange; and (3) I was the lucky guy that ended up with it. There's even more to the story that is even more incredible, but I'll just leave it at that.

 

[Pixguy]

I went to the local electrical supply house for 30' of 10guage stranded wire. A guy was standing at the other end of counter buying but not happy that he had to buy a 500' roll of 10g stranded wire because they don't sell it by the foot.

I bought 30' feet from him, what are the chances we'd both be there at the same time?.

It's a Festivus miracle!!

 

[Citydude]

It will be a miracle if these guys make it over the pass.

 

[crash325]

Went to Wally World to day.
Lots of CCI 22 long rifle hollow points, 100 packs. Could have bought all I wanted. But only bought 2 of them.

 

[TomSeller]

I put on my turn signal to change lanes on the Massachusetts Turnpike this evening, and a driver slowed down and opened up a gap to let me in. That constitutes a Festivus Miracle in these parts!

He was just practicing his defensive driving skills?

 

[TomSeller]

It will be a miracle if these guys make it over the pass.

I once had a guy stuck at the end of my driveway at the county road, blocking me from getting out. He told me the hill to the east was impassable. I said " Really?". I asked if he could move his car one way or the other at which time I noticed he had chains on his rear wheels with his front wheels spinning. I suggested he might switch his chains to his front wheels at which point he started yelling at me telling me he was from Nebraska and he knew all about driving in the snow. (Not intending to offend any of our Nebraska TBN friends, but that is what he said). I just kept my mouth shut and eventually pushed him downhill a bit so I could get onto the county road. I then proceeded in my F250 to go up the "impassable" road and even stopped to pull a car out of the ditch. I got out of my truck, looked back at the the guy in the car car once I was at the top of the hill and waved. I could see his mouth open and he was scratching his head.

 

[Texas Dawg]

It will be a miracle if these guys make it over the pass.

Future Darwin Award nominee.