Sir: I have a technical question for you. My wife is starting to give me the eye ( you know, the look). I have been spending too much time on TBN and she is dropping subtle hints, ie. ,"You buy another piece of equipment and you will be sleeping with it". Could you suggest a lipstick that will cover grease stains. Will the Amsoil odor overpower tha aroma of the lipstick. The reason I ask is, if she thinks I am fooling around with another woman it will take her mind off that new tractor. Maybe a few strands from a piece of binder twine could simulate long blond hairs. I await your response with baited breath. Sign me worried!